|Boy:||I know you miss this d|
|Girl:||don't gas ya self. I have many fingers.|
okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
Why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now